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• Olen nekrofiili, joten oletko hyvä esittämään kuollutta?

NORTHEASTERN'S BEST PICKUP LINES

• Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I
just met the girl of my dreams.
OR:
I want to call your mother and thank her.

• Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyway.

• Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

• That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor
tomorrow morning.

• My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

• My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

• Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

• If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

• Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

• Is it hot in here or is it just you?

• Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

• Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

• Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

• Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

• Do you wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck?
What, don't you like pizza?

• Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.

• Are you looking for Mr Right? Or Mr RightNow?

-Joo mul on hauskaa ain välillä xP