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• Olen nekrofiili, joten oletko hyvä esittämään kuollutta?
NORTHEASTERN'S BEST PICKUP LINES
• Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I
just met the girl of my dreams.
OR:
I want to call your mother and thank her.
• Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyway.
• Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
• That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor
tomorrow morning.
• My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
• My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
• Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
• If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
• Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
• Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
• Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
• Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• Do you wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck?
What, don't you like pizza?
• Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
• Are you looking for Mr Right? Or Mr RightNow?
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Joo mul on hauskaa ain välillä xP